Ladies, This Is The Only Lie You Can Tell Men

Men divide while women multiply

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For fucks sake,

Don’t you ever tell me how many men you’ve actually fucked. Even If I ask, please lie to me and say no more than three. This is the only lie you can get away with that I and any man will not further investigate. Gah Lee… Who hurt you to the point that I deserved to find out with or…