Existential Anxiety — I sit here at 5:05 p.m. and am mad because I should have gone to the post office earlier. But one closes at 6 pm, only 20 miles away. I also have to stop by FedEx to drop off more packages. OK, I have to go now before I’m late…

What I Learned After Selling Thousands of Sex Toys — After one year of selling sex toys, I learned so much about humanity. Fear sells itself, but fear also sells a lot of other things. We’re all just babies, not literally but philosophically. We cry. We want attention. We have temper tantrums, mood swings, play with toys, and there’s no…

Gas station pills & Honey VIP — At the time of this writing, I find myself seated here in front of you, diligently attending to the orders for my adult novelty business. If you’ve perused any of my articles, you’re likely aware that this is my side gig, or perhaps even my main hustle. …

When Following The Rules Gets You Nowhere — My elders, parents, teachers, and Mr. Rogers scammed me. Mr. Rogers, God bless his soul; he taught us lessons that made us better humans. I have the utmost respect for Mr. Rogers, and I understand his philosophy. They would all be great if we lived in a perfect world. When…

I Blocked You Because — “Please forgive me, I know not what I do.” I see you changed your default picture. It’s not a picture of us anymore. I don’t know when you took that picture but you look so happy without me. …

This Will Be My Last Year On Medium I’m writing this blog post to express my disappointment in Medium and why I’m leaving the platform. I’ve been a Medium member for over five years now, and I’ve enjoyed writing and reading articles on the platform. However, I’ve recently realized that…

Prohibition Does Not Work — It is New Year's Day, 2023, and California’s new tobacco laws were said to be in effect. I never thought this law would see its day. Can you imagine a ban that included 90% of a smokeshop owner’s products? The following items were made to be illegal to sell: All…

So Long As — Unless the rise of transgenderism begins to overthrow feminism. As long as they do not exploit women, it is essential to maintain fairness in sports, ensuring that trans women’s participation does not undermine the opportunities and achievements of cisgender women. If this is true today — they should be welcomed. …

The Social Media You Didn’t Ask For And Probably Won't Use — Yes, unless you are in North Korea, you have a new social media account. You did not ask for it or sign up, The Zuck utilized Instagram to import the contacts over as if he just upgraded to the iPhone 3000. I always admired the effort that expert marketers put…